Okay.. the next episode of Pond’s continous ad is on TV. I think they really put some message to learn in each of the episodes on purpose. On the previous ad, they made me learn that I shouldn’t ever take my girlfriend or fiancee (or maybe even wife) to the jewelery store. Why? Read my previous post.

On this episode, the ad took a setting in a restaurant where the couple was waiting for the lunch when suddenly a text message came in. The text was from his long-lost-love said that she’s happy for his marriage to come. He read it, and quite-not-happy with the message.

And in a split second, without any obvoius reason shown, he went to the.. (I don’t really know where) and left his cellphone on the table with his fiance. For God sake, HE LEFT IT! Bro! you should never ever leave your cellphone alone anywhere near your girlfriend or fiance (and maybe even wife). Why? What would happen? The ad gives a crystal clear picture of what would happen.

Obviously, his fiance would check out you inbox and sent item! And she did! She read the the text message from his long-lost-love and SHE REPLIED the text message! Guess what she’d say on the text? It’s also obvious that she’d say something bad. And she did it again. She said something like “I don’t want to see you again.” Of course his long-lost-love would think it was from her long-lost-love, and of course her heart badly broken. She left to.. (I don’t know where, she just left with a suitcase).

The message of this episode for men out there is:
NEVER LEAVE YOUR CELLPHONE ALONE, ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR WOMAN!

My dear cellphone, I wont leave you alone.
Especially when my woman is around.
Huakakakakakakakakakakkkk..

The Kingdom

An action-packed movie directed by Peter Berg tells a story about a group of elite FBI agent investigating a terrorist attack on western housing compound in Riyadh. And as you can guess, terrorists die and American heroes win and bla bla bla..

Casts of The Kingdom are too promising, they are Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Chris Cooper, Jason Bateman, Jeremy Piven, Ashraf Bahrom,  etc..

Generally I like all part of the movie, the casts, the action, the sets, the prop, the camera angle, and other small details. The only thing that bother me is the main theme of the movie. It’s “so-yesterday”. Come on man! Counter-Terrorism movies are over. And than the plot is boring. It’s so American. American people got killed, FBI come to rescue, FBI killed the Terrorist, America win.

This kind of movies remind me of movies produced in the Cold War Era where the bad guys always depicted as Russian or Sovyets or sometimes China and most of the time, combination of all the Communist country. The diffrent is, now the bad guys is depicted as Moslems with long beard and wearing “sorban”.

This is a great movie with a bad plot.

Uh, one more thing. You have to watch the opening title. It’s really cool!

You might have seen (at least once) that Pond’s continous-story-styled TV ad. The ad that promise, you’ll have a flawless white skin ONLY in 7 days. The story in the ad is, an ex-girlfriend who will win her love again in 7 days with the help of Pond’s whitened skin. You know which ad that I mean right. If you don’t know what I mean, go watch your local TV at least for an hour. You’ll see what I mean.

Okay! On the second episode, the ad showed a happy couple in a jewelery store picking up wedding rings. The guy put the ring into her finger. And in a sudden she got upset. She took off the ring and left. Before she left in a split second she pointed a ring in a display with a big-ass red diamond on top of it. And the sshhoooooooooshh… she’s gone.

“What a bit*ch!” is my first reaction to the story. She refused that small diamond ring he bought. She wants a damn ICEBERG on her ring! Man, you are about to get ripped!

What exactly I’m talking about? The point is that the story really teach me something. It obviously says, “Don’t bring your fiance / girlfriend when you are buying a engagement / wedding ring! NEVER!” Because women can’t resist the temptation of the shine of a diamond.

I’m sorry girl, I’ll choose the ring myself!

Huaaakakakakakka..  ;-)

Okay, here’s my first post on the real Blogsphere. I don’t don’t know exactly how things work at WP so don’t expect to much of a nice and neat post in the near future of this stupid blog.

Uh, before I forget, I suggest you should NEVER expect anything “witty” or “smart” from this so-called-blog of mine. There wont be anything significant or valueable.

This so-called-blog of mine is intended for fun only. You may read and comment as you like. But the risk is all yours.

Cheers!